As we dipped our carrots into Sabra’s delectable Roasted Red Pepper hummus, Vivienne mused, “Wasn’t it Goliath who ate hummus? Yeah, I think that’s what I remember… Goliath ate hummus-covered grasshoppers… didn’t he??”

Me: “Hmmm… don’t you mean John the Baptist who ate locusts and honey??”

Her: “Oh, yeah, that’s right! It was John the Baptist!”

(True story.)