Beware the Pregnant Lady!

Growing up, we shared this legend in hushed, reverent voices:

Once, there was a teacher who was pregnant. One day, she got so mad at two of her misbehaving 8th grade boys, that she walked right up to them, grabbed them by the scruffs of the neck, lifted their meaty bodies off the ground, and knocked their obnoxious heads together so hard that they went cryin’ home to their daddies. (If you teach 8th graders, you may be shrugging your shoulders and wondering, “Yes, and…?”) As I said, the boys went cryin’ home to their daddies, who, because this happened a long time ago, agreed with the teacher right away, and knocked them upside the other side of the head – the side the teacher missed. And, or so the story goes, the boys had the sense knocked into them for the rest of their lives.

This legend left us speechless… In awe… In fear… Beware the power of the pregnant lady!

I never really believed this legend; even in my first three pregnancies, I’d wonder, how could a person really get that mad?

That is, I never understood the legend until now.

During this pregnancy, my blood boils, and my heart races, so that out of no where, I am seething!

I pace the floor, muttering “I am so mad!” as I daydream about how great it would be to actually ROAR LIKE A LION. (True story. Wouldn’t it be so relieving?!)

I’m usually reluctant to attribute emotional responses to hormones, because it questions the validity of our feelings. Not any more. I’m giving hormones all of the credit, because I can feel them rise up in revolt! I can feel them charge against all of my emotional responses at once. Last night, I wanted to cry, laugh, scream, and sneeze all at the same time. Which, when working in combination with each other, just feels very, very mad.

I’m just sayin’… watch out for me.

When it first started, Vivienne didn’t know what to think. I’d snap at her and she’d look up at me with her wide, wide eyes, wondering Where’s my mother?? It broke my heart. So I flip-flopped from anger, to tears.

I’ve been praying for wisdom and self-control. I’ve been confessing my sin. I’ve been meditating on the book of Ephesians, and taking deep breaths and trying to walk in the Spirit, but when those hormones start seething through my body, it’s very, very difficult to refrain from setting the whole world straight, and gettin’ some hair under my own fingernails.

Sometimes, my only hope is to cling to the Cross. I simply have to rest in this prayer, “…Whom have I in heaven but thee? and there is none upon earth that I desire beside thee. My flesh and my heart faileth: but God is the strength of my heart, and my portion for ever.” Psalm 73: 24 – 25

Oh, the sweetness of a Savior who understands pregnant ladies… Who understands me.






11 responses to “Beware the Pregnant Lady!”

  1. Anne Avatar

    And to whom else can we go…. He has the words of eternal life. In fact, He *is* the Word….
    Praise God that He’s covered all our sin – even our hormone-related sin…. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Jenny Avatar

    Love you.

  3. Jenny Avatar

    Oh, and this helps those hormones, a good sweet laugh ๐Ÿ˜‰ Take a look at Anthony;

  4. Rachel R. Avatar

    Tryptophan or 5-HTP (which is halfway-converted tryptophan) can help, too. It’s usually when those serotonin levels plummet that emotions go so out-of-whack. And while balancing the hormones is not a *substitute* for self-control, it sure can make exercising self-control easier!

  5. Sarah Mae Avatar

    I feel this way every single month.

  6. Amy Avatar

    This spoke LOUDLY to me today! Thank you for being so transparent and pointing straight to the cross.

  7. Amanda Avatar

    Thanks for this.. I am currently struggling with post partum and it makes me not feel like the worst mom to know that other mothers also struggle with their hormones going crazy. Thanks for the encouraging verse!

  8. Brynna Avatar

    Oh, my goodness. I started a new job teaching 8th grade this week, and I SO wish I was pregnant now!! ๐Ÿ˜‰ …or that parents would actually support the discipline process, but who am I kidding? ๐Ÿ™‚

  9. Sarah Avatar

    Oh dear, I HAVE roared like a lion before, and really, it just makes your throat hurt all scratchy like. Just reminding you at how RIDICULOUS it was to get so mad in the first place!

  10. Ashley Avatar

    This is so true, it just makes me laugh. I have been there, and probably will be again soon… only I am seething and puking at the same time. Booo!

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