V: “LOOK, MOM! Frost is on the window! Wow!  Frost is my FAVORITE thing on the window!”

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V: “The most importantest thing you can do is to itch my wonderful back.”

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V: That’s the problem with children, they can’t stab lettuce.

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A wedding song on the radio: “When God made you, He was thinking of me.” (I understand the intended sentiment of this and all, but I’m not sure that I would take it as a compliment necessarily, ya know?)