Christmas is 8 short days away! Of course, by now, you’ve probably faced the realization that you just don’t have time to knit those matching one-piece jump suits for everybody in your family (you’ll have to use those 12 balls of rainbow yarn for something else, I guess), nor will you be able to put the finishing touches on that adorable tea party set that is still a piece of plywood. At this point in time, it’s probably even too late to buy a goat for a hungry family in Africa.

Even though I can’t change your circumstances, I do have a few words of advice for you. In you’re frenzy, do not settle for any of the following gifts:

This:

This:

or This:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVBvQbhK9k&feature=channel