I’ve been countin’ on the folks at the local farm store to be my wealth of information.

But, I’ve discovered a few important things that they seem to overlook.

For example, they don’t tell you not to paint your toe nails red.

And they really should.

Being farm specialists and all.

It would make strawberry-picking a lot easier.

Fewer false alarms, ya know?

(“Ooo! I see another ripe and juicy strawberry! And another!! And another!! Oh. Erm. Nope. Those are just my toes.”)