…You watch Little Women with high school students and – while they gag about Jo’s attraction to Professor Bhaer – you accidentally say aloud, “Oh! He’s not nearly as bad as I remember him being years ago…”

(And then you remember that THE SAME THING happened just two years ago when you watched The First Knight with high school students and tried to convince those silly teenagers that a seasoned King Arthur was a far better choice for Guenevere… I mean, really, compared to a straggly inexperienced Richard Gere?!)